If you are familiar with this blog you know that each February like clockwork I start complaining about the NBA dunk contest. I'm sorry if I sound like a broken record but it is my duty to try and fix what could be a beautiful and breathtaking event. Ever since Vince Carter won, there have only been a handful of memorable contests that I really enjoyed. I don't blame the players for this but rather the format the NBA insists on going with. Back in 1984 when they started having regular contests, they had 8 contestants and we got to see several dunks from a variety of players each round. Ever since they narrowed it down to 4 contestants these contests have frequently been too short and disappointing.
This year I heard that Dwight Howard was invited to participate again. He would not be my first choice at this stage in his career even though I have enjoyed watching his rebirth with the Lakers this year. If you are going to pick a veteran player I'd go with the oldest player in the league who also happens to be the greatest dunker of all time- Vince Carter. My only fear is he'd get too many sympathy votes but I think he'd still surprise everyone. Here are some additional suggestions to improve the contest. I think in addition to Carter, I'd include the following past dunk champions who are still in the league.
Vince Carter
Zach LaVine
Donavon Mitchell
Hamidou Diallo (since he is the returning champion)
In addition they should invite the following 4 players as well.
Aaron Gordon
Derick Jones Jr.
Zion Williamson
Lebron James
If you had these 8 dunkers and went back to the old format where we could see several dunks by many competitors it would be mind blowing. Also I would only want prior dunk champions like Dr. J, Jordan, Dominique, or Jason Richardson to judge. Keep the biased fans away from judging as well as any non-NBA celebrities.
Oh, and one more thing. Don't let Kenny Smith near the microphone. I like the guy as a commentator but I don't ever want to hear him repeatedly say "It's over" or attempt to sing the Superman melody again.
In summary:
1) Get the 8 players listed above to participate
2) Have 4 rounds and eliminate half the group each round
3) Only past champions can judge
4) Keep Kenny quiet
In the future they might also consider promoting the dunk contest like crazy but not let anyone know who will be participating until the contest begins. I'd love to see that curiosity approach and think it could draw more viewers since many people lose interest when lesser known participants are announced a month before.
If you followed these suggestions the dunk contest would be one of the most exciting and entertaining sporting events of all time. You are welcome NBA and dunk fans around the world.
Brilliant plan, Tom. Let's make it happen! I miss the fever of the dunk contest that I fell in love with in the late 80's. My biological fan-clock used to tick to the schedule of NBA All-Star weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta admit... the Lavine/Gordon competition was near on par with Nique/MJ.
How about flipping the competition and having the judges dunk?!? I'd love to see encore performances from Nique and Dr J. BYOI (bring your own ibuprofen). Ben Tyler
This year was much better than most but I still feel Gordon was robbed. Not to take anything away from Derrick Jones Jr. who is an amazing dunker. Also, I'm pretty sure I heard Kenny Smith say "it's over" again this year.
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