Awesome commercial

I have always felt bad for great athletes who had successful NBA careers but were never able to win a ring. Players like Elgin Baylor, Allen Iverson, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, John Stockton, George Gervin, Patrick Ewing, and Dominique Wilkins come to mind.

I recently saw Damian Lillard's Foot Locker commercial and thought it was hilarious. What makes it so good is that these guys can be such good sports and joke about it (especially the Mailman).



Malone may have never won a championship, but I'll bet some retired players who have won rings would gladly trade them to have his physique at age 50.

The Art of Breaking a Backboard

Last month while I was playing a pickup game, a guy on my team stole the ball from the other team and raced down the court. He is one of the few leapers we play with so we were expecting the customary dunk.

When he got near the basket he cocked the ball back behind his head with both hands and threw it down HARD! He dunks with the same wrath as Russell Westbrook and this time the result was a shattered backboard.

About 20 of us saw this happen. The broken backboard meant that we were done playing for the day which was bad news, but nobody really seemed to mind since they just witnessed such an amazing feat.

I don't understand why there were not more broken backboards in the NBA before the break away rim era. The picture to the right shows David Thompson dunking on a skinny old school rim. Those were a recipe for shattered glass.

I think breaking a backboard is one of the manliest things a guy can do. It's a couple steps above Chuck Norris on the testosterone scale. I'd like to clarify that I don't approve of vandalism or harming other people's property, but if a backboard breaks as a result of a hard dunk and not just from punks hanging on the rim, then you have my respect.

I remember seeing Darryl Dawkins break backboards when I was a kid and that left a huge impression on me. During my teenage years I broke several rims from excessive dunking but I never put a scratch on a backboard despite secretly wanting to do so.

I think once a person breaks a backboard it should be mandatory to list that on their resume regardless of what they do for a job.

"I see you are applying for our human resources manager. Do you have any prior experience?"
"Not really but I did dunk a ball so hard once that it shattered the backboard." "
"When can you start?"

Post Game Interview Attire

I get a kick out of seeing how some of the NBA players  are dressed when they show up at the arena prior to a game. I also think it is funny to see how they dress for their post game interviews. I recently saw the following clip and thought it was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.



I know this video has been out for a long time so I feel like the person who sends out a video about "Charlie Bit My Finger" or "Star Wars Kid" after it's been around for years, but this is still too good to not post.

Speaking of post game interviews, that process has to be one of the hardest things about being a professional athlete. Can you imagine having to answer questions from a bunch of arm chair quarterback reporters after every single game as people with perfect hindsight critique your efforts?

After thinking about it, I actually feel bad for some of the NBA players and think that facing the press after every game could be just as hard as the conditioning challenges, travel, and long season the athletes have to deal with. So I guess they can wear whatever they want.